The following are the audio of various jokes Bob’s made during concerts, usually while introducing the band.\u00a0 Some are transcribed, others not yet, but all transcriptions are approximate.<\/p>\n
1980-11-16 – That Was Me.mp3<\/a> “As we were standing out back waitin’, this guy comes up to me.\u00a0 He said, ‘You remember that woman who came up to you about an hour ago – had long, red hair?\u00a0 And I said, ‘Yeah, I remember that woman.’\u00a0 He said, ‘She sure was beautiful, wasn’t she?’\u00a0 I said, ‘Yeah, she was alright.’\u00a0 He said, ‘That was me!'”<\/p>\n 1987-12-08 – Joan Osborne.mp3<\/a> “Me and Joan, we’re going to sing a song…”\u00a0 (allegedly, Joan got up to take the stage, then Bob continued) “… but it’s not going to be tonight.”<\/p>\n 1991-06-06 – Wiggle-Wiggle.mp3<\/a> (during a particularly lengthy intro to Wiggle-Wiggle)\u00a0 “This is my latest hit off of my latest record.\u00a0 This song usually gets played for about – ah – maybe a day or two.\u00a0 We’re just going to play it for a little while.”<\/p>\n 1999-07-03 – Mimi-Meme.mp3<\/a> “My first girlfriend came from here.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 She was so conceited, I used to call her Mimi (me-me).”<\/p>\n 1999-07-06 – Supperman.mp3<\/a> “I was over at the Motown museum today.\u00a0 I was looking for all the Smoky Robinson stuff.\u00a0 I asked a guy where all the Smoky Robinson stuff was.\u00a0 He said ‘I don’t know, but do you know what happens to Clark Kent when he gets hungry?’\u00a0 I said ‘What?’\u00a0 He says, ‘He turns into Supper-man.'”<\/p>\n 1999-07-11 – Charlie’s Cell Phone.mp3<\/a> “Charlie went over to the Hamilton county jail today to see his cousin, and bring him a ‘cell phone.'”<\/p>\n 1999-07-14 – Rock & Roll.mp3<\/a> “Larry was talkin’ to Neil Young today, and Neil was telling him, ‘There is no more rock & roll.’ \u00a0 And Larry told him, ‘Neil, you gotta put a stone up to one ear and a hamburger bun up to the\u00a0 other”<\/p>\n 2000-03-30 – Bicycle for his wife.mp3<\/a> “Tony was here once before.\u00a0 He got a bicycle for his wife.\u00a0 I told him, that was a good trade.” 2001-10-13 – No drummer at all.mp3<\/a> “…one of the few drummers alive who’s better than no drummer at all…” 2001-11-09 – Dave’s Boots.mp3<\/a> “And the drummer, in case you’re wondering what’s that written on his boot, those are his footnotes.” 2004-04-12 – Broken home.mp3<\/a> “Fuzzy comes from a broken home.\u00a0 His kids break everything in the house.” 2004-04-14 – Empty Stomache.mp3<\/a> “Freddy was writing a letter to his wife last night on an empty stomache.\u00a0 I told him, ‘Freddy, you gotta use paper!'” 2004-08-20 – Doin’ Nothin’.mp3<\/a> “On the drums, a good friend of mine – there’s nothin’ he wouldn’t do for me, and there’s nothin’ I wouldn’t do for him.\u00a0 That’s the way we go through life, doin’ nothin’ for each other.” 2004-10-31 – No Body.mp3<\/a> “Larry went out trick-or-treatin’ tonight, and he dressed up like a skeleton, but he didn’t go because he couldn’t find no-body to go with him.” 2004-11-03 – George’s Snakes.mp3<\/a> “George is from Louisiana.\u00a0 He’s got a bunch of snakes.\u00a0 Every time it rains, he puts them on the windshield of his car – calls ’em windshield vipers.” 2004-11-17 – Stew’s Cow.mp3<\/a> “Stew’s actually from around here – he’s got a little farm outside of town.\u00a0 He’s got a cow out there, he puts him on the scale – he wanted to see how much the milky weighed<\/p>\n .”<\/p>\n And this one is from the May 21 ’08 concert here in my home town of Halifax, when he just started making up fake bios for some of the band…<\/p>\n 2008-05-21 – Band Bios.mp3<\/a> “Thank you, fans!\u00a0 I wanna introduce my band right now.\u00a0 On the guitar is Denny Freeman.\u00a0 Denny’s from Austin, Texas.\u00a0 He’s a criminal attorney down there.\u00a0 Donny Herron is a-playin’ on the steel guitar.\u00a0 Donny’s from Brazil – doesn’t speak a word of English, but he communicates very well without having to.” (etc)<\/p>\n Most of the clips are from the complation bootleg ‘Was That Some Kind of Joke?<\/strong><\/em>‘ by LLTF<\/a> at Hungercity.org<\/a> For more jokes by Bob, check the definitive list at 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