{"id":1840,"date":"2016-06-28T08:00:28","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T11:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.dylanradio.com\/?p=1840"},"modified":"2016-06-27T16:24:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-27T19:24:08","slug":"the-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/the-apology\/","title":{"rendered":"The Apology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1841\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.dylanradio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/canadacountdown3-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"canadacountdown3\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/canadacountdown3-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/canadacountdown3-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/canadacountdown3.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"fbPhotoSnowliftCaption\" class=\"fbPhotosPhotoCaption\" tabindex=\"0\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span class=\"hasCaption\">As we approach Canada Day this Friday, it&#8217;s traditional for me to issue our National Apology to the World&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em>Friends and Family abroad, and here at home, the Nation of Canada hereby officially apologizes for two of our greatest mistakes. We apologize profusely for Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. We deeply regret both of these horrible musical artists, and recognize the pain and suffering they h<\/em><span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><em>ave caused the world. To our unending shame, we have allowed these individuals to continue to inflict themselves on the planet&#8217;s population, but I beg you to take some small consolation in the fact that NEITHER of these artists will play any part in our traditional Canada Day celebrations on DylanRadio.com.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WE. ARE. SO. SORRY!<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we approach Canada Day this Friday, it&#8217;s traditional for me to issue our National Apology to the World&#8230;. Friends and Family abroad, and here at home, the Nation of Canada hereby officially apologizes for two of our greatest mistakes. We apologize profusely for Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. We deeply regret both of these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1842,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions\/1842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dylanradio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}