The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World If I ever lose her I will go insane I go half crazy when she calls my name When she says babababababy I l-l-love you There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World The woman that I love she got two flat feet Her knees knock together walking down the street She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed She ain't much to look at but like I said You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World I don't mean to say that she got nothing goin' She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own When I get low she sets me on my feet Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop