They're sellin' postcards of the hangin', they're paintin' the passports brown
The beauty parlor's filled with sailors, the circus is in town.
Here comes the blind commissioner, they've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight rope walker, the other is in his pants
An the riot squad they're restless, they need somewhere to go
As lady an' i look out tonite from desolation row.
Cinderella, she seems so easy, "It takes one to know one," she smiles
An' puts her hands in her back pockets, Betty Davies' style
Then in comes Romeo he's moanin', "You belong to me i believe''
An' someone says, "You're in the wrong place my friend, you'd better leave''
An' the only sound that's left after the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweepin' up on desolation row.
Now the moon is almost hidden, the stars are beginnin' to hide
The fortune teller lady has even taken all her things inside
All except for cain an' abel an' the hunchback of Notre Dame
Everybody is makin' love or else expectin' rain
An the good samaritan he's dressin', he's gettin' ready for the show
He's goin' to the carnival tonite on desolation row.
Ophelia she's neath the window, for her i feel so afraid
On her twenty second birthday, she already is an old maid
To her death is quite romantic, she wears an iron vest
Her profession's her religion, her sin is her lifelessness
An' though her eyes are fixed upon Noah's great rainbow
She spends her time peekin' into desolation row.
Einstein disguised as Robin Hood with his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago with his friend a jealous monk
Now he looked so immaculately frightful as he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffin' drain pipes an' recitin' the alphabet
You would not think to look at him but he was famous long ago
For playin' electric violin on desolation row.
Doctor Filth he keeps his world inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients they're tryin' to blow it up
Now his nurse some local loser, she's in charge of the cyanide hole
An' she also keeps the cards that read, "Have mercy on his soul''
They all play on the penny whistle you can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough from desolation row.
Across the street they've nailed the curtains they're gettin' ready for the feast
The phantom of the opera in a perfect image of a priest
They' are spoonfeeeding Casanova to get him to feel more assured
Then they'kill him with self confidence after poisoning him with words
An the pantom shoutin' to skinny girls, "Get outta here if you don't know
Casanova is just bein' punished for goin' to desolation row''.
At midnite all the agents an' the super human crew
Come out an' round up everyone that knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory where the heart attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders an' then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles by insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escapin' to desolation row.
Praise be to nero's neptune, the titanic sails at dawn
Everybody's shoutin', "Which side are you on''
An' Ezra Pound an' T.S. Eliott fightin' in the captain's tower
While calypso singers laugh at them an' fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea where lovely mermaids flow
An' nobody has to think too much about desolation row.
Yes i received your letter yesterday about the time the door knob broke
When you asked me, "How i was doin'', was that some kind of joke
All these people that you mentionned, yes i know them they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces an' give them all another name
Right now i can't read too good don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them from desolation row.