Information provided courtesy of the Bob Dylan Fan Club's annotated Theme Time project at http://www.thebobdylanfanclub.com/themetime/ where you'll find even more info/links than included here Hair It's Nightime in the Big City A fat man spits cherry pits into a cuspidor Freshly fallen snow turns gray in the gutter “We got quite a show for you tonight. it's about a subject that everyone's familiar with, and I can talk about it off the top of my head…Gonna be playin songs about hairdos and hair don'ts.” The Singers and The Songs Bill Carlisle – Sally Let Your Bangs Hang Down “The Voltaire of Hillbilly music” They Might Be Giants – Bangs Eddie Noack – Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Piano Red – Baldheaded Lena Sonny Burgess – Red Headed Woman “You hear a record like that and you wish more rockabilly bands had trumpets” J.B. Leniour – Don't Touch My Head Ray Price – Bright Lights and Blonde Haired Women Roy Bird and His Blues Jumpers – Bald Head (Professor Longhair) Hank Ballard – How You Gonna Get Respect “A political statement that you can dance to” Joe Clay – Don't Mess With My Ducktail “He may not have made it big, but that doesn't mean his records weren't any good.” Louis Jordan and His Tympani Five – Chartreuse Elvis Costello and the Attractions – Baby's Got a Brand New Hairdo Eddie “Cleanhead” Vinson – Cleanhead Blues Johnny Cash – You're My Baby (demo) Other People and Players Cliff Carlisle George C. Scott Dolly Parton – “I'm not offended by all those dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. A wise woman that Dolly Parton.” Paul Gaughin Kurt Schwitters Beck Dr. Feelgood and the Interns Basil Wolverton – cartoonist who drew Lena the Hyena Al Capp – Lil' Abner Salvador Dali Frank Sinatra Boris Karloff Matt Groening Lucille Ball Muddy Waters Jack Benny Carl Reiner Alan Brady Nikolai Lenin Vladimir Lenin James Brown Joe Cirello – barber from Philly who claimed to have invented the duck's ass in 1940 Egyptians Coco Chanel Clara Bow – grew a bob “Maybe someone should write a song for these women called ‘Almost Grew My Hair'” Billy Boy Arnold Bo Diddley Larry Chess The Brothers Grimm Rapunzel P.G. Wodehouse Famous Bald People Yule Brenner Sean Connery Larry David Mister Clean Ron Howard Samuel L Jackson Howard Mandel Charlie Brown Charles Barkley Andre Aggassi Lex Luther “I gave a bald-headed friend a comb. You know what he said? I'll never part with it.” Kings Who Wore Wigs Louis the eighth Edward the first Louis the twelfth King Phillip King George The Second Places Massachusetts Tahiti Lower Slobovia Prairieville, TX Louisiana Bourbon Street Jersey City, NJ Chicago England Famous People Who Wore Bangs The Beatles Marlo Thomas Prince Valiant Moe – “Arguably the smartest of the Three Stooges, but I'm more of a Shep man myself” Andy Warhol Famous Redheads Red Buttons Malcolm X Alexander The Great Billy the Kid Wilma Flintstone Galileo Sinclair Lewis Yosemite Sam Bette Midler Molly Ringwald Little Orphan Annie Famous Blondes Grace Kelly Marilyn Monroe Britney Spears Lisa Kudrow Goldie Hawn Paris Hilton Gorgeous George (The Human Orchid) Other Songs and Albums Devil's Haircut Electric Mud Pomp and Circumstance Almost Cut My Hair – Bob quotes a few lines in an email from D. Crosby I'm a Man I Wish You Would Record Labels Sun Cool Records Chess Vee-Jay Movies, Magazines, Books, TV Shows and other Entertainment Life Magazine Mad Magazine Matt Groening Lucille Ball Children's and Household Tales The Dick Van Dyke Show (clip) Hairstyles Afro Bangs Beehives Big Hair The Bun The Horseshoe Flat top The Duck's Ass (a.k.a The Ducktail) Layered Hair Low and tight The Beatle Haircut The Mop-Top The Permanent Wave The High Top Fade “I've had a number of these haircuts. Some are more flattering than others.” Conch (The Process) The Elephant Trunk Famous Hairstylists Jose Hibert Christoff Allen Edwards JC Berton Vidal Sassoon Hair Product Jingles Dippity-Do Royal Crown Brill Cream (a little dab'll do ya) Hair Club For Men Blonde jokes –I don't condone these jokes, I just repeat them in the public interest Hair Quotes Shakespeare “There's many a man who has more hair than wit.” Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein “Babies haven't any hair old men's head are just as bare from the cradle to the grave lies a haircut and a shave.” Albert Einstein “Long hair minimizes the need for barbers, socks can be done without, one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years, suspenders are superfluous.” “I always knew I liked that guy”-Bob Guest Billy Vera Ricky Gervais (talking about his hairstyles) Hair Care Tips Brush your hair before going to bed each night Avoid brushing wet hair (it stretches and eventually breaks) Trim you hair once every 7 weeks to avoid spilt ends Never wash you hair with very hot or very cold water Learn to relax, hair loss can be caused by stress If you hair is oily cut down on fried food and fat Drink plenty of Water “There's only one cure for gray hair; It was invented by a Frenchman. It's called the Guillotine. You may not like getting gray hair, but consider the alternative” -PG Wodehouse