Lazy stadium night Catfish on the mound "Strike three'', the umpire said Batter have to go back an' sit down. Catfish, million dollar man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can. Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm But the old man wouldn't pay So he packed his glove and took his arm An' one day he just ran away. Catfish, million dollar man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can. Come up where the yankees are Dress up in a pin-stripe suit Smoke a custom-made cigar Wear an alligator boot. Catfish, million dollar man Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Columbia Studios, New York City 14 & 28-31 July 1976 + 24 October 1975